An athletic electrolyte drink powder made by hand in the United States. Flavors include Cherry Maguire and Endless Grapefruit Summer, and one tablespoon mixes into 10 to 12 ounces of water.
An athletic electrolyte drink powder made by hand in the United States. Flavors include Cherry Maguire and Endless Grapefruit Summer, and one tablespoon mixes into 10 to 12 ounces of water.
BEHOLD A PALE WHITE HORSE! A medley of peach, grapefruit, and lemon. Back for the very first time! We never had a product called BEHOLD A PALE WHITE MONSTER! We never had a legal bout with high-powered attorneys working for MONSTER ENERGY CO. That would have been ludicrous. So silly.
THE PASSION OF THE FRUIT! That Baja taste you know and love from Fast Times at Passionfruit Lime, now infused with our proprietary Sport Energy formula. Passionfruit. Lime. The Sport Miners believe fruits are healthy little gifts from God, second only to manna from the heavens. They even call each other fruits.
JOHN HALO is a sweet, tart cherry energy drink built for the battles of everyday life. Real ingredients. Real sugar. Real electrolytes. ZERO GARBAGE. I PROMISE. No dyes. No artificial flavors. No fake sweeteners. No jitters. John Haloâ„¢ is a wholly original idea from one of our Sport Miners, Billiam Gate.
LIVE LAUGH LEMON LIME is a sharp, electric lemon-lime energy drink built on real ingredients, real sugar, and real electrolytes — not fluorescent flavor slop mixed with identity-disrupting stimulants.
SPORT KIDS is Sport Drink for kids. It’s like the original, but toned down a tiny bit for smaller people. Slightly less salt and no baking soda means it’s NOT fizzy and drinks more like a traditional sports drink, with a mineral ratio made specifically for kids. Kids lose electrolytes too.
MICROSOFT RESPONDED
JOHN HALO WILL CEASE TO EXIST ON DECEMBER 3RD
GET IT WHILE YOU CAN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
We want to thank @Microsoft and their legal team for their flexibility in allowing a 30-day sell-off of JOHN HALO